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May 22

Orang Luar Tersedak Kari Rasanya

Khamis lepas aku baru je dapat bungkusan istimewa daripada sindiket sol-jah. Sebuah buku yang aku order minggu lepas. Siapa Kekah Bidan Sepiah? Menarik tajuk dia kan?

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Dah lama dah nak beli buku ni, tetapi blum ade rezeki masa tu. Rupa-rupanya diorang dah kluarkan byk buku2 yang pada aku agak menarik dan lain daripada lain. Gaya penulisan yang agak selamba dan santai. Diselitkan deskripsi-deskripsi yang agak lawak. Watak-watak yang unik dan jalan cerita yang menarik.

Bila baca novel ni teringat pada jalan cerita Pulp Fiction(1994). Gaya penceritaan yang agak berterabur tetapi sengaja dibuat begitu supaya pembacaan adalah lebih menarik dan tidak la terlalu mengikut turutan jalan cerita. Aku suka. Ceritanya dimulakan dengan plot yang sepatutnya ditengah-tengah cerita dan plot awal pula diletakkan diakhir cerita. Setiap bab pula adalah cerita daripada pandangan setiap watak-watak utama.

Baru je habis baca petang tadi. Mula-mula tu baca sambil gelak2. Pastu part citer Leha Kebaya Jarang kena aniaya dengan orang kampung terus berubah mood. Sadis betul. Ingatkan Encik Renjer nak tolong. Tapi bagi idea yang sadis plak. Kalo korang nak tau ape jadi pada Leha Kebaya Jarang korang kena la beli novel ni dan baca sendiri. Malas aku nk citer kat sini. Persoalan tentang siapa kekah bidan sepiah, aku rasa pada novel tu ada bagi hint yang rasanya agak jelas. Tapi tak pasti la kalo aku tersalah faham plak.

Ape-ape hal pun korang baca la sendiri lagi syok. Kalo aku duk citer kat entry ni nanti tak laku plak novel tu.

Antara senarai watak-watak yang aku rasa sempoi dalam novel ni:

  • Leman Kompang
  • Abdul Kadeer Kuti
  • Jali Lempoyang
  • Wak Karmon
  • Pak Akob Baju Kot
  • Dukun Najri Kamarianto
  • Leha Kebaya Jarang
  • Encik Renjer
  • Ucin Pipit Uban
  • Pak Din Besi
  • Osman Langit
  • Gedek Jaki
  • Man Cuak

Mane ntah idea dapat nama-nama camni. Anyway, thanks la sindiket sol-jah kerana menghasilkan karya santai camni. Seronok je baca. Rugi plak rasanya tk baca novel-novel keluaran korang sebelum ni yang dah sold-out.

Posted in Story | Leave a comment | Posted on May 22, 2010 by azril|
May 12

Alhamdulillah…

Dah lama tk post kat blog aku ni. Kalo nak disamakan dengan rumah yang ditinggal lama, dh bersawang dh, rumput2 luar rumah dh meninggi sama tinggi dengan tuan rumah. Kalo nk tempuh daripada pagar ke pintu rumah pun kena bertarung dgn rimau dan binatang2 buas kat situ.

Bukan tk nk update, cuma agak busy dengan keje.(Eleh…alasan…) Seriously keje aku membuatkan aku terpaksa meletakkan komitmen keje menjadi priority kedua. Priority pertama dah tentu la family.

Alhamdulillah sejak bekerja ditempat baru rezeki makin murah dan agak lebih rileks skit walaupun tempat keje agak jauh dengan rumah. Walaupun beban keje agak lebih daripada tempat keje sebelum ini, tapi bila tiap2 hujung bulan muka sentiasa tersenyum bila cek akaun bank. Alhamdulillah….boleh la bwk family makan best2 skit kat restoren mahal, boleh la menyimpan lebih skit dan membeli barang2 atau gajet2 idaman yang sebelum ni cam tk nmpk harapan langsung nk beli.

Kadang-kadang tu terasa jugak rindu pada tempat keje lama. Rindu dengan rumah sewa kat kota damansara tu. Lama gak aku duk kat situ. Daripada sebelum kahwin sampai la aireen dah boleh merangkak.

Kawan-kawan, doakan lah aku supaya diberikan Allah kekuatan dan ketabahan didalam menempuh cabaran ditempat baru. Insyaallah Aku akan berusaha lebih gigih demi anak, isteri dan keluarga.

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments | Posted on May 12, 2010 by azril|
Mar 25

The Parking Culprit

I’m not talking about people who park in front of other peoples car. I can understand that is the last resort for them for finding parking spots. Even though I’m not really agree with that kind of way of parking. Below are a snapshot that I just took this morning while I was driving along the parking lot to find a parking spot for my car. I was really cursing when I saw this.

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This was one of the culprit who park recklessly without considering of others. There are a few of them. But I manage to snap this one. You can see clearly the parking lines and the culprit’s car. These kind of selfish people who brings the Malaysian drivers a bad name.

These kind of people are lack of civics. Don’t get me wrong, even though he’s driving a Honda city not a Honda Civic.

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments | Posted on March 25, 2010 by azril|
Mar 24

Digigit Lintah Jadi Zombie…

Malam semalam bosan btul la. Dah la broadband slow giler. Susah tul nk surfing and buat keje. Tv plak mertua tgh tgk citer Si Capik. Bohhhsannnn!!!. Bila mertua dh masuk bilik baru la aku ubah ke cenel yg lebih menarik skit. Pun bosan jugak tkde citer ape… Puas la menekan2 butang kat tv tu. Almaklum la tv kat kampung tidak berkawalan jauh. Hanya mempunyai kawalan dekat.
Jam dh pukul 10:30. Time utk rancangan misteri. Bilik No.130 (bukan nama sebenar). Walaupun aku ni bukan lah penggemar citer-citer drama melayu dan walaupun dialog rancangan tu macam dlm citer gerak khas. Layan jela. Dah bosan sgt tkde citer ape. Kat kampung tkde astro. Aku ni plak mmg peminat citer2 misteri ni. Boleh la.

Mula-mula plot dia mengisahkan orang membuang sisa-sisa toksik ke dalam laut. Kemudian ade nelayan mati digigit oleh lintah laut yang lagi besar daripada gamat hidup. Kononnya lintah tu dh mutasi jadi besar dan ganas disebabkan sisa toksik. Kenapa lintah? Kenapa tk ikan atau sotong? Tkpun Spongebob ke atau Patrick star. Diorang pun hidupan laut ape.

Gambar sekadar hiasan...

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Posted in Story | 2 Comments | Posted on March 24, 2010 by azril|
Mar 20

Another typo spotted…

This was also taken last year. Just want to upload for all of you to see. I manage to snap this with my phone while in traffic jam at kota damansara heading to Mutiara damansara. Not sure if the owner of the car notice it until today.

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p/s: For those of you who could not quite understand, please see the word PREODUA. It should be PERODUA. One of Malaysia’s car manufacturer. Thank you.

Posted in Interesting | 2 Comments | Posted on March 20, 2010 by azril|
Mar 20

Typo at astro channel info

The picture was taken last year. Still today I saw the same thing happen. Hope astro read this entry and fix it.
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p/s: Its suppose to be ‘Private Practice‘. Not ‘Private Pracrice‘

Posted in Interesting | Leave a comment | Posted on March 20, 2010 by azril|
Mar 18

Katak dalam tempurung berbroadband…

Dulu orang kate kalo duk dalam rumah tk kluar2, org tu dianggap katak dibawah tempurung. Tak nak amik tahu perihal luar. Tak tau ape yang berlaku diluar. Dengan kate lain, tk amik endah dan tidak tahu menahu tentang ape2 kejadian yang berlaku disekeliling mereka. Tapi kalo katak tu ada broadband, notebook dan astro kat dlm tempurung tu camne plak? Dah tentu dia lebih tau pasal hal sekelilingnya daripada kutu-kutu yang susah nk duk rumah, lepak main gitar dgn kwn2.
Dulu org penah cakap kalo nk duit kena usaha, kluar pagi-pagi cari rezeki. Tapi skang ni dunia dh berubah. Tak perlu kluar rumah untuk mengisi duit didalam bank. Duk rumah tulis ebook, jual content, jual hasil art atau ape2 je kat rumah je. Online. Buat freelance online. Skang ni post artikel atau ape2 citer je pun dh leh dapat duit. Everything are done online.
Ape2 pun duk dalam tempurung yg berbroadband dan duk luar tempurung ade pro dan kontranya. Sama-sama la kita pikir baik buruknya. Asalkan niat baik dan caranya betul.

Posted in Life | Leave a comment | Posted on March 18, 2010 by azril|
Feb 11

Magic Beer

A lady walks into a fancy bar on top of a thirty story building and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer”, he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy,so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,”That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”

“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can’t believe it. “I bet you can’t do that again.”

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,so the guys says to the bartender,”Give her one of what I’m having.”

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”

Posted in Funny, Story | Leave a comment | Posted on February 11, 2010 by azril|
Feb 11

A blonde and a lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

“Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references … no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress … no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Posted in Funny, Story | Leave a comment | Posted on February 11, 2010 by azril|
Jan 28

Long time no post…

It has been like 4 months since my last post. I have been busy on my work. Struggling to meet datelines. A lot of things happens around those 4 months. I’m doing a lot of travelling (business travel). Travelling to Kelantan, Terengganu, Pahang, Langkawi, Sabah. But I never get the chance to enjoy it. I don’t even have pictures to post it here. Maybe some other time.

Last december is also a nightmare to me when my car got broken in. I lost my notebook which was in the car secretly covered and hid under the seat. I have lost all my resources which was in my external hard drive. After going for a police report, i quickly got a new notebook from the company. But I still miss my old notebook and my external hard drive.
New year brings new hope for me. I was hoping to change my life. working for nearly three years in the current company gave me a lot of experiences. But still I needed more.

By early of next month I will bring a suprising news to the company. I haven’t tell it to somebody else yet. Especially to my colleagues. I don’t want to make a fuss about it untill i’m really sure of it first. Otherwise, it would cause more damage to my current situation in the company. It happens because of me wanting for a change. I wanted more in my life. If I could not change the company, I might as well change myself.

Just wait and see….

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