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- What is an archaeologist ? Someone who’s career is in ruins !
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
- Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”
Category Archives: Story
Jul 14
Aku suka tgk…
Aku suka sgt tengok citer2 lawak. Biasa la, orang melayu tgk lawak melayu. Dulu jarang sgt aku nk tgk citer melayu ni. Sbb citer melayu ni champion bab2 adegan nangis, rebut2 harta dan cinta 3 segi dan segiempat mahupun pentagon. … Continue reading
Jul 08
Bila Kedua-dua Pasukan Tak Mau Menang
Clip ni diambil daripada youtube.com. Berikut adalah petikan daripada penerangan yang terdapat pada klip tersebut. In the first round of the 2nd ASEAN Football Championship about 8 years ago Thailand(red) played against Indonesia(white) in the last game of their group … Continue reading
Jun 18
Kesian Abg…
Malam tu sambil lepak-lepak tgk tv bersama isteri dan aireen yg separa nakal, kami suami-isteri berborak tentang adik beradik sebelah wife aku. Sambil tangan wife tgh berusaha menghalang aireen mengambil barang-barang diatas meja kopi dia bercerita tentang nasib adik beradiknya … Continue reading
May 22
Orang Luar Tersedak Kari Rasanya
Khamis lepas aku baru je dapat bungkusan istimewa daripada sindiket sol-jah. Sebuah buku yang aku order minggu lepas. Siapa Kekah Bidan Sepiah? Menarik tajuk dia kan? Dah lama dah nak beli buku ni, tetapi blum ade rezeki masa tu. Rupa-rupanya … Continue reading
Mar 24
Digigit Lintah Jadi Zombie…
Malam semalam bosan btul la. Dah la broadband slow giler. Susah tul nk surfing and buat keje. Tv plak mertua tgh tgk citer Si Capik. Bohhhsannnn!!!. Bila mertua dh masuk bilik baru la aku ubah ke cenel yg lebih menarik … Continue reading
Feb 11
Magic Beer
A lady walks into a fancy bar on top of a thirty story building and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. “Magic Beer”, he … Continue reading
Feb 11
A blonde and a lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a … Continue reading
Aug 30
No Problem!… Boleh Setel Punya…
Di satu pagi yang hening, seorang perempuan dengan resah memberitahu abg iparnya yang adiknya telah ditangkap polis. “Bang, asim(bukan nama sebenar) kena tangkap polis malam tadi.” Kata perempuan tu. Abang iparnya dgn muka terkejut bertanya “Macam mana boleh kena tangkap? … Continue reading
Aug 24
Nampak Hantu
Rabu lepas aku hantar wife aku blk kampung. Kampung bukannya jauh pun 70km je. Bertolak lepas pukul 9. Sampai ke rumah mak mertua aku lebih kurang kul 10 lebih. Kemudian lepas minum2 kat rumah saje lepak2 tgk citer hantu baru … Continue reading
