DIGITALLY AZRIL

A lady walks into a fancy bar on top of a thirty story building and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer”, he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy,so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,”That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”

“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can’t believe it. “I bet you can’t do that again.”

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,so the guys says to the bartender,”Give her one of what I’m having.”

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

“Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references … no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress … no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

It has been like 4 months since my last post. I have been busy on my work. Struggling to meet datelines. A lot of things happens around those 4 months. I’m doing a lot of travelling (business travel). Travelling to Kelantan, Terengganu, Pahang, Langkawi, Sabah. But I never get the chance to enjoy it. I don’t even have pictures to post it here. Maybe some other time.

Last december is also a nightmare to me when my car got broken in. I lost my notebook which was in the car secretly covered and hid under the seat. I have lost all my resources which was in my external hard drive. After going for a police report, i quickly got a new notebook from the company. But I still miss my old notebook and my external hard drive.
New year brings new hope for me. I was hoping to change my life. working for nearly three years in the current company gave me a lot of experiences. But still I needed more.

By early of next month I will bring a suprising news to the company. I haven’t tell it to somebody else yet. Especially to my colleagues. I don’t want to make a fuss about it untill i’m really sure of it first. Otherwise, it would cause more damage to my current situation in the company. It happens because of me wanting for a change. I wanted more in my life. If I could not change the company, I might as well change myself.

Just wait and see….

I’m lying here with you
Listenin’ to the rain
Smilin’ just to see
The smile upon your face

And these are the moments I thank God that I’m alive
And these are the moments, I’ll remember all my life

I’ve found all I’ve waited for
And I could not ask for more
Looking in your eyes
I see you’re all I need
Everything you are
Is everything to me

And these are the moments, I know Heaven must exist
And these are the moments, I know all I need is this
I have all I’ve waited for,
And I could not ask for more

I could not ask for more than this time together.
Could not ask for more than this time with you
And every prayer has been answered
Every dream I had come true
Yea right here in this moment
Is where I am meant to be
Oh here with you
You with me

And these are the moments I thank God that I’m alive
And these are the moments, I’ll remember all my life
I’ve got all I’ve waited for
And I could not ask for more

I could not ask for more than this time together
Could not ask for more than this time with you
And every prayer has been answered
Every dream I had come true
Yea right here in this moment
Is where I am meant to be
Oh here with you
You with me

I could not ask for more than the love you gave me
Cuz it’s all I’ve waited for
And I could not ask for more

A song from Edwin McCain – I Could Not Ask For More

Thanks julia for the nice gift and cute card. I really appreciate it so much. Insyaallah I will surely send your child gifts also. But you need to get married first. . Anyway, thanks again. Aireen surely going to love the gift.

p/s: Thanks, aku doakan semoga Julia dipanjangkan umur, dimurahkan rezeki dan cepat bertemu jodoh. Amin…

This is my beloved princess, Baby Aireen. She just born on Sept 7, 2009. I am the most happiest person when she just arrived in this world. We were waiting for you Aireen. Since the day your mother suspected to have you in her stomach. I think the wait for 9 months and 10 days are just worth it.The 2 days story of agonizing wait outside the labour room will be on my next post. For now, enjoy these photos of her.

I really like this cartoon. It is so right in so many ways.

Come to think of it, that’s why IT projects are doomed to failed.
Read it more here

Source: 1.http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/08/14/how-to-effectively-communicate-with-developers/
2. www.projectcartoon.com

Di satu pagi yang hening, seorang perempuan dengan resah memberitahu abg iparnya yang adiknya telah ditangkap polis. “Bang, asim(bukan nama sebenar) kena tangkap polis malam tadi.” Kata perempuan tu. Abang iparnya dgn muka terkejut bertanya “Macam mana boleh kena tangkap? Sebab apa?” Perempuan itu menjawab “Malam tadi dia naik motor tak pakai helmet. Kantoi masa polis buat roadblock.” Abg iparnya dengan yakin berkata “Jangan risau. Perkara kecik je tu. Abg boleh setelkan. Abg ade kawan kat balai polis tu. No Problem! Boleh setel punya. Nanti abang call kawan abang.” Sambil mengambil henset didalam poket seluarnya. Dia pun menekan-nekan nombor pada henset yang baru je dibeli daripada adik iparnya itu. Kemudian dia berenti sejenak selepas meletakkan henset tu ketelinga kanannya. Kemudian… “Haa… amacam? Gaji dah masuk ke belum?” …………………..

Hampeh tul la… ye ye je…

Assalamualaikum,

Hari ni hari kedua sudah kita berpuasa. Tapi aku baru nk hantar post Selamat Berpuasa. Lambat skit. Anyway, Selamat berpuasa bagi umat Islam yang berpuasa sahaja. Aku tau ade je umat Islam yang tak berpuasa.

Semoga dengan berpuasa ini dapat mendekatkan diri kita kepada Allah s.w.t. Banyakkan amal ibadat dan banyakkan bersabar. Terutama bersabar dengan kerenah bos yang cerewet. Sabar ye Naim, aku tau dh dekat 10 kali website dashberry tu ko kena tukar design. Lagi pun itu mmg dh keje ko. Hihi…

Kepada sahabat yang baru berenti keje. Look on the bright side. Anda tidak perlu mendengar bos anda bising2 di telinga anda. Anda dh tk perlu nk jumpa customer yg selama ini byk susah kn hidup anda. Tahniah kepada yang sudah mula buat keje untuk diri sendiri. Bila lagi kn kalo tk sekarang kn Mahadi?

Aku pula Insyaallah kalo diizinkan Allah, akan jadi bapa bulan Ramadhan ni. Alhamdulillah. Itu la namanya rezeki di bulan puasa. Minta doakan semuanya selamat.

Sekali lagi, Selamat menjalani ibadah puasa.

p/s: kwn2, raya nnt jemput datang ke rumah

Assalamualaikum w.b.t…

Rabu lepas aku hantar wife aku blk kampung. Kampung bukannya jauh pun 70km je. Bertolak lepas pukul 9. Sampai ke rumah mak mertua aku lebih kurang kul 10 lebih. Kemudian lepas minum2 kat rumah saje lepak2 tgk citer hantu baru lps download kat opis pagi tu. Sebelum tido, tutup lampu pastu masuk bilik terus lena dibuai mimpi. Cepat je terlelap sbb letih blk daripada keje trus nk blk kampung. Esoknya pulak nak kena bangun awal sebab nak travel 70km pi keje.

Pagi esoknya bangun, akak ipar aku kecoh2 anak dia nampak hantu. Akak ipar aku citer yg anaknya salah seorang kembar tu bising malam tadi kejutkan dia sebab nampak hantu. Oleh kerana akak ipar aku ni agak penakut, dia buat2 tido mati. Akak ipar aku mula tanya anak dia macam mana rupa hantu yang dia nampak. “Amin, macam mana rupa hantu tu?” Tanya akak ipar aku. Anaknya jawab “Muka tak ada, hidung tak ada, mulut tak ada, konek tak ada”. “Ko cakap betul2 aku tampar ko kang.” balas akak ipar aku.

Hmmm… budak-budak….